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You meet your neighbor in the elevator of the building where you live. He holds a bag with clothes, which seem to be new, as they have labels with prices. You try to be gentle, commenting : "What's up ? You bought new clothes ?"

And he replies with a quick contradiction : "Sure, I didn't have any white shirt, so I bought this one" (showing you a white shirt in the bag). It's a contradiction because at that very moment he was wearing another white shirt.

Everything is so fast that you don't have time to do or say anything, apart from giving him a pale smile. When you realize he've used a contradiction against your brain, you had already left him and the elevator behind.

Notice that they like to manipulate exceptions, so that if you had said something like : "But you're wearing a white shirt", he probably would have replied : "This one is not mine. I borrowed it.". Or worst : "This is not white. It's snow.".

Entertainingly Stocklmeiroid schizophrenic, complete with lizard theories and arbitrary pluralisations. From mefi, of course.

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JP mentioned the horror of a penny-arcade link to the goddamn fragdolls, and so I figured my killing rage needed fueling and checked for recent painful updates. Ha-ha! It is funny because I'm going to murder them all, in the eye.

Do you ever feel as if most game stores aren't up to par with how you think they should be smelling?

What do non-gamers do with their time? Nearly all my free time is spent gaming. I can't imagine being able to fill that much time otherwise. Read? Well, I love to but it seems like no one really does anymore.

It turns out that the game my online community is dedicated to, a game that I personally have been anticipating for months, just got a review score of 9.9, the highest ever given out by OXM!!!

They are deliberately trying to make me have a stroke.
Also the way the token asian girl is always talking about chinese new year and dim sum makes me sad.

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Hey, looks like the house is going to be full of siblings this weekend. What should I do with them?
Also, do brothers care if you order them up a birthday present (one of those foam pad things that your sparring partner holds for you to kick) several days late, due to gross negligence? Brother is teenager. Plz advise.