Two! Two! Two urges in one!

[zustifer]

A spam I just got:

Hello! My name is Natasha, I am from Russia and 19 years old.
Can you please look at my photo and tell me how I am looking?
Pretty, beautifull or not. Please its very important for me
to know, I am on way to suicide.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Nope, not yet. You've seen all I've got so far. And people still make fun of me for being married to a tattoo artist and not milking it for all it's worth. What can I say... I'm lazy and have an aversion to pain.