Two! Two! Two urges in one!

[zustifer]

A spam I just got:

Hello! My name is Natasha, I am from Russia and 19 years old.
Can you please look at my photo and tell me how I am looking?
Pretty, beautifull or not. Please its very important for me
to know, I am on way to suicide.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

That is beautiful. Or beautifull.

-- Schwa ---

[momomoto.livejournal.com]

Best.

Name + Icon combination.

Ever.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Wait'll you hear about his tattoos.

[momomoto.livejournal.com]

Do any of them involve . . . a schwa?

[skunk237.livejournal.com]

more like Krusty with an eyepatch and a dagger held by his teeth.

he also has a Stonecutter insignia on his ass.

he should, but i don't think he has any schwa tattoos. i haven't checked him out naked lately.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Nope, not yet. You've seen all I've got so far. And people still make fun of me for being married to a tattoo artist and not milking it for all it's worth. What can I say... I'm lazy and have an aversion to pain.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Not yet. But I think I will be getting one on the back of my neck eventually.

[momomoto.livejournal.com]

"I am on way to suicide" makes it sound like some sort of trendy Russian nightclub.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

... so, where's the frickin' picture?

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's too late. She's already dead.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

... so, where's the frickin' picture?