Two! Two! Two urges in one!

[zustifer]

A spam I just got:

Hello! My name is Natasha, I am from Russia and 19 years old.
Can you please look at my photo and tell me how I am looking?
Pretty, beautifull or not. Please its very important for me
to know, I am on way to suicide.

Comments

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's too late. She's already dead.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

... so, where's the frickin' picture?