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[zustifer]

JP mentioned the horror of a penny-arcade link to the goddamn fragdolls, and so I figured my killing rage needed fueling and checked for recent painful updates. Ha-ha! It is funny because I'm going to murder them all, in the eye.

Do you ever feel as if most game stores aren't up to par with how you think they should be smelling?

What do non-gamers do with their time? Nearly all my free time is spent gaming. I can't imagine being able to fill that much time otherwise. Read? Well, I love to but it seems like no one really does anymore.

It turns out that the game my online community is dedicated to, a game that I personally have been anticipating for months, just got a review score of 9.9, the highest ever given out by OXM!!!

They are deliberately trying to make me have a stroke.
Also the way the token asian girl is always talking about chinese new year and dim sum makes me sad.

Comments

[jwgh]

Gaaah, all the links are broken! Being made furious was ruined FOREVER!

[piehead.livejournal.com]

Since I'm incredibly lazy, what the heck is Fragdolls?

[jwgh]

Wait, now they work. I am all confused.

[squaracter.livejournal.com]

Ubisoft, a videogames publisher, paying a group of carefully selected "hawt" girls to act like a group of actual female gamers.

In other words, the second most depressing thing in the world.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Wow, they're broken for me too. Server problems? Who can say?

[jwgh]

I fear to ask what the most depressing thing is.

[jwgh]

Yay, redirecting 404s.

[squaracter.livejournal.com]

The people on whom that marketing campaign works, of course.

[anti-cyclone.livejournal.com]

I made the mistake of clicking on the "What do non-gamers do with their time?" link, and have spent the last several minutes making horrible gargling spluttery noises. Is it possible that anyone takes this seriously?

Oh, hey, and I found where the Salumi place is, but haven't gone in yet.

[jwgh]

gaaaah.

[unpleasant.livejournal.com]

I have learned today that reading is only possible in groups.

Also: As a female gamer, I want my FragDoll nick to be BloodFlow.

[ziptie.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Not AuntFlo?

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

I think that if that's the best character you can make for yourself, you have many many problems. I do not know if any of them is being taken seriously, though.

Mmm, salami.

[unpleasant.livejournal.com]

Uterian_Attack?
PrInCeSS*murder?
pinkprancingdoom?
KittyKatamenia?
clitgun4u? <-- really a boy

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Man, I say something dumb and EVERYONE KNOWS!

KillFace!
PonyGun!
StranglePie!
CruelShoes!
NicotineGum!