Schizomaphone

[zustifer]

Thanks to the prodding of 343, I hunted up this wayback machined version of mari-chan's site, back when she solicited names for her characters. This shit is a goldmine for terrordada, although all my favorites are from a couple of years before. Okay, maybe a goldmine in the sense that good stuff is really few and far between, but occasionally something worth the effort comes up. A really crappy goldmine, with so many references to bodily functions they're all over you screen.
NSFW, if people can read over your shoulder. So many swears.
There're some pictures archived in the earlier pages, so you can see what's being talked about, but it's not so important.

Okay, you know what, I'll just paste all the good ones in here. All unaltered from the original.

Melty Mouth Baloon Thing
doorway to cabbageland
I Lost Doughnut. I Eat You
will work for robot food
I have NO ARMS!
LolBakery
im fucking stuck in this damn fruit
Stapled Chastity Mouth
AMERICA EATS ITS YOUNG
STONED ON JEWS
Trepan McDancerfag
Lube Leaky Apple Head
Hollow Headed Armless Slut
Carvella the fucking Oxen
My Hat Is Used In Abbatoirs
Schizomaphone
Shoeprints the Conferencer
Gangrene Elf
Chumpy the Abuse Coping Device
Lima-Beans-Stuck-to-Face
Nailed Down Buttface
The Genderless Anatomy Wonder
it's puketastic!
push my nose for surprise
Roper Crease-kin
I GOT UFO! I'M FUCKIN' GOD!!!!
Shrunken Batman
My Hands Do Things
BRING THE TWINKIE
doorway to cabbageland
my eyes have problems
My dog the Jacket
SUICIDE STAR
ACID TARBABY
IM FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE!!!
Stan's Donut Wielder
trunkle thy bison
DEADLY FLAKEANGEL
rotten corpse of barry manilow
Poofy the eviscerator
I'm Symmetrical =D
Where Are my FEET, You Fuck?!?
Blubird of Crappiness
Charmed, I'm Sure
boxing medusa
swiss army mummy with mudflaps
My Head Jumps Out Of My Head
Complacent and happily Amused
I am the ghost of lime jello!
Al Pacino's Crappy Toupee
Drool Lola Drool
Hypno Ghost Pinata
Spoon Otter
cancer cuddles
I Need Pants For My Head.
salami legs
Let's go to cave of monsters
i need parents
Head. Remembering every thing
Twice the Snork You'll Ever Be
Hindu Goth Tard
Cop-Killing Lesbo Golem
I gots a blue straightjacket!
The Peril of Personal Space.
PUSHING SUBMIT WITH MY NOSE
YEAH, I'M BEING ELECTROCUTED
the ferocious snowsuit
seahippo thought too much
Weather Protected Hammer Swing
casserole dish on my head
Worst Teacosy Ever
SHAPE OF HEAD..NOT GOOD LIFE
Hello Giger's blue period
Archery Class Failures
Existentalie, The Mindbender
HELLO I AM THE FUTURE
and if you'll look to your left
trecherous snake women
Alucard's Dirty Little Secret
My eyes are but squiggles.

Not Pictured:
Spiderhat the Whammer
Stevie Nicks But Real Gay
My Delicious Brains Exploded
I Like Ice Cream But It Dead :(



See what I mean? It's surprising how creative the collective internet can be, sometimes. Albeit insane and kind of stupid.

Comments

[diaryarena.livejournal.com]

't'reminds me of the glory days of MegaHAL being available online, and the Pokey writers and I and others would DESTROY its little hash table with madness.

Oh, good times. Oh, such madness.

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the many kinds of lemurs live in Madagascar."

[manfire.livejournal.com]

urbeatle just said yesterday that the world needs "a script that replaces the contents of garfield speech-and-thought balloons with quotes from pokey the penguin"

[madeofmeat.livejournal.com]

Entertaining!