Two! Two! Two urges in one!

A spam I just got:

Hello! My name is Natasha, I am from Russia and 19 years old.
Can you please look at my photo and tell me how I am looking?
Pretty, beautifull or not. Please its very important for me
to know, I am on way to suicide.

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Oh m'god. Papercraeft Katamari-prince! I am making one on monday, since my printer is out of cyan.