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Jan. 11th, 2005 05:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Maj. T.J. "King" Kong:
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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Date: 2005-01-11 10:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-11 10:41 pm (UTC)Feepness just told me that there was supposed to be a call of 'The president's been hit!' when he got a pie in the face at the end, but that was also deemed inappropriate.
Oh. The. Humanity.
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Date: 2005-01-12 04:26 am (UTC)Strangelove is a great movie. I wonder what it would have been like with the pie fight at the end.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
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Date: 2005-01-12 05:01 am (UTC)