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Not to get too Enid Coleslaw on you, but oh good god I CANNOT find a simple black/white, blue/cream, or black/grey longsleeve striped reasonably closefitting shirt. This is about as close as I can come, but it is large and mannish, and the stripes are frankly too big. Also, o gross, urban outfitters. Ebay has failed me. I hate stuff.